pool-noodle-soup:

Also relevant.

pool-noodle-soup:

Also relevant.

shubbabang:

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

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i hope she’s doing well

mailinhs:

airows:

"Tying The Knot" Wedding Invitation.

Yo. I’m not super into romance and weddings and whatnot but like….that is cute as fuck.

mailinhs:

airows:

"Tying The Knot" Wedding Invitation.

Yo. I’m not super into romance and weddings and whatnot but like….that is cute as fuck.

ancientspirals:

huddle

tehrisa:

there. are you happy now? i’m not. this is the worst meme ever.

i can only do 10 pics in a post, so rinharu didn’t make the original cut.

tehrisa:

someone take my computer away.

why is this meme real? why did i succumb to this?

equiuszahhak:

sexydavestrider:

nyarrr:

horrendousscreeching:

ah

Let’s try this out





how badly did it hurt your soul to draw the “after” images?

equiuszahhak:

sexydavestrider:

nyarrr:

horrendousscreeching:

ah

Let’s try this out

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how badly did it hurt your soul to draw the “after” images?

mrmuffinfluff:

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

FUCK PARKS FUCK MEETINGS FUCK CHURCH FUCK SLOPES FUCK HER FUCK HIM AND FUCK YOU GIMME MY SACK IM SLEEP

mrmuffinfluff:

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

FUCK PARKS FUCK MEETINGS FUCK CHURCH FUCK SLOPES FUCK HER FUCK HIM AND FUCK YOU GIMME MY SACK IM SLEEP

anikisean:

chongotheartist:

theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

As someone who likes neither of those things, I would be very unsure of what to do.

healiing:

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/australia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

krispykitten:

apotropaios:


Your name is SAFETY FIRSTT and HOLY SHIT DO YOU EVER LOVE TAKING THE PROPER AND NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS BEFORE ENGAGING IN ANY KIND OF ACTIVITY. You are SEVEN SWEEPS OLD and your blood is a really weird colour that no one thinks is real but hey it helps you get noticed, which is always good because then you can ENFORCE THE RULES OF SAFETY AND CAUTION ON EVERYONE AROUND YOU WITHOUT BEING IGNORED. 

you might be shaking your head and saying “are you fucking kidding me he cant be serious about this fantroll”
well screw you i am Dead serious

I’m not usually so invested into fantrolls but for the love of god look at this.

krispykitten:

apotropaios:

Your name is SAFETY FIRSTT and HOLY SHIT DO YOU EVER LOVE TAKING THE PROPER AND NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS BEFORE ENGAGING IN ANY KIND OF ACTIVITY. You are SEVEN SWEEPS OLD and your blood is a really weird colour that no one thinks is real but hey it helps you get noticed, which is always good because then you can ENFORCE THE RULES OF SAFETY AND CAUTION ON EVERYONE AROUND YOU WITHOUT BEING IGNORED. 

you might be shaking your head and saying “are you fucking kidding me he cant be serious about this fantroll”

well screw you i am Dead serious

I’m not usually so invested into fantrolls but for the love of god look at this.

wolf playing in the snow